This entry was posted on 5/6/2007 9:15 AM and is filed under uncategorized.
Hey guys, you won't believe it, but while advertising in roommates.com searching for a roomate, someone called "Paris Morgan" sent me an email telling me she was interested in moving in. All of this is fresh as a perk coming from the lake 5 mintues ago. It's going on while you read this guys (5-6-07 11.24am)!!! Ever wondered how an Internet scam looks like???? They look like this:
"Paris" first email:
Hello David,
Thanks for your response and i do appreciate your email.I am Paris Morgan.29 years of age,i am british born and grew up in eastern London,UK. I do research work and a microbiologist as a profession.I presently work for Le Grange Organisation under the inspect of the W.H.O, as a microbiologist/Researcher.I will rather say i do more of humanitarian work that is out of my real profession and i just finished a project here in africa for the treatments of drinking water and to educate most villagers, to have a good standard of living health wisely. The project was initiated by W.H.O in conjuction with Le Grange and i lead the troop to actualise the conclusion of the project yesterday.My next appointment is the united states and will have to move in mid May.I had to surf the web and get a room urgently so that i can be able to move in.I have some things to bring in such as my laptop computer, plasma tv, bedroom furnitures and my Jetta Car, i wouldnt know if there will be space for this things and some of my antiques which i cherish alot.
People say i am friendly, i love kids, laid back, dont go out at nights, love reading novels and listening to the CNN news.I will be spending over 12 months there and my supervisor will come in to visit once in a while to ask about my duties there to me. A letter of appointment will be sent to me on where i will start working over there by my supervisor when i get over and will probably be working in hospitals or school.I will appreciate if you can please tell me more about you and if you can provide a scan picture of the room. Thanks and waiting to hear back from you, i will email you with my picture in my next email.
Thanks
Paris Morgan
Then I answered this:
Hi Paris. I send yo a picture from one of the rooms. The other is a
little bigger but pretty similar. I am from Barcelona and have been
living in US for some 3 years doing my PhD in Biomedical Sciences (I
am a biochemist and biologist). I had roommates from nearly all over
the world, so I have good experience about living with people. I'm not
a clean freak but I need 8 hours of sleep every day, so I am strict
about silence during night hours. what else do you want to know?
Hope to hear from you
David
and "she" answered this:
Hello David,
Thanks for the mail and i do appreciate that... i am so much contented with the room and will appreciate if you can just remove the ad. from the website and rent the room to me. I contacted my supervisor and informed him on the payment and i was told that there is a cheque of $4500 ready for me to move in and will be needing the name, address and phone number to which the payment will be sent to by the courier service. I want to pay for the deposit of the room and will want you to deduct that from the payment that will be sent to you and keep the remaining for me until my arrival.I wait to hear back from you with the details so that i can proceed in getting a shipping agent to get my things picked up. This is my picture below:

((Of course, the gorgeous woman picture is fundamental to lure dumbasses))
At this point, some of the rebels's deflectors shields were already being activated...General Solo suspected something fishy going on...possible an AT-AT surprise attack... But I still answered this:
Hi Paris, thanks for your email. I understand you might need to move in ASAP, but before that, I have the habit to have a kind of an interview so you can see the apartment first hand and ask any more question you might have... When do you have time to meet? Do you have any number to which I can call? My cellphone is 330-554-0488.
hope to hear from you
David.
To what she answered:
Hello David,
Here is my office line +2348029516793.Call me monday to friday 10:30am your time over there.Pls i want you to email me the information i asked for just for my supervisor to go on with the payment.
Thanks
Paris Morgan
To what turns out, +234 is the international phone code for...NIGERIA!! Ole!! Bingo Rotte alarm! Schnelle, schnelle, am then Cannonen!!!