If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't
work there,....
you may live in Ohio.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number.......
you may live in Ohio.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once,.......
you may live in Ohio.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day and back
again,........you may live in Ohio.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,..........
you may live in Ohio.

If you install security lights on your house and
garage, but leave both unlocked,.........
you may live in Ohio.


If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,......
you may live in Ohio. (that's probably true for Italy too)

If driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow,........
you may live in Ohio.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,.........
you may live in Ohio.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car,.......
you may live in Ohio.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",.........
you may live in Ohio.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward
them to all your Ohio friends & others,...
you definitely live in Ohio

 

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